Omg, you guys! Have you ever thought about getting a dog or puppy? If you haven’t, you totally should. Because they are like, The. Funnest. Things. Ever! No joke.
I just got one and I literally can’t stop playing with him. Even when we’re not playing around in the park or in my apartment, I’m posting pictures of him on social media that everyone else LOVES! It’s literally the coolest thing ever.
I mean it is. It's fucked. "Hookers and blow" aren't the title of a bad joke that gets you fired by an evangelical christian at the Manning Center, it's bathroom dining etiquette to say the least.